BORISCONI THE BARBARIAN: Slave labour in City Hall

More sauce from Boris, so let’s have a gander….

Boris Johnson, seen here in his natural bent position There’s an absolute belter of hyper-hypocrisy from Mayor Borisconi in the Telegraph this morning, on the subject of ‘misleading Green data’. To translate from the impenetrable ancient Greek put out by … Continue reading →


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June 23, 2013 · 3:21 pm | Edit

The ‘ise’ have it, but where are the wise?

The world has never been more ised than it is today: globalised, terrorised, brutalised and disenfranchised. Worst of all, of course, it’s undercapitalised – which, given it’s supposed to be largely capitalist, is odd. Or it would be if we … Continue reading →

June 9, 2013 · 4:11 pm | Edit

RADICAL RETRO: Nasty Tories, Old Time Religion & Bonkers Feminism are back

Following on from his huge success as a taxidermist in concert with London Mayor Boris Johnson, Tim Yeo has been caught with his hand-made Gieves & Hawkes round his ankles. I know it’s really a distraction from the big picture, … Continue reading →

June 4, 2013 · 10:41 am | Edit

May 27, 2013 · 6:11 am | Edit

Boris Johnson’s confusion on the subject of public service and self-service.

If there is a theme today, then I suppose you could call it ‘a sense of responsibility’ and the need for more of it in public life. By ‘public’ life I mean people who should Move n Shake, but more … Continue reading →

February 25, 2013 · 8:17 am | Edit

CRONY CAPITALISM: Boris Johnson, Tim Yeo, conflicts of interest, ignored evidence, and utterly pointless London taxi regulations

Eco City Vehicles supply new taxis to cab drivers in London. The Chairman of ECV is Jolly Green Giant Tim Yeo (right). In 2010, consultations took place about a maximum age limit for London taxis. The main supposed motivation for … Continue reading →


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August 16, 2012 · 6:54 am | Edit

OLYMPIC EFFECT: Rooster Boris in booster Benito bollocks drive shocker

 Drill into the ‘London boost’ numbers, and you will discover a myth It’s become almost impossible now to find a headline anywhere in the Daily Barclaygraph that isn’t about how Boris Johnson must surely be the answer to all problems … Continue reading →

August 4, 2012 · 10:27 am | Edit

BORIS FOR KING: Charles Moore makes a rare error in the Telegraph

In his rightly revered column today, the Daily Telegraph’s best thinker Charles Moore makes the case for praising Boris Johnson. Here at Slogger’s Roost, we err on the side of burying the bugger. Writing about Johnson’s obvious talent as a … Continue reading →

August 3, 2012 · 8:33 am | Edit

OLYMPICS: Business slump rocks Hunt, Johnson

OOPSLYMPICS A idiotic*unt There’s an ad on the Google search page this morning, from Thistle Hotels. It says simply, ’50% off London Olympics Hotel Rooms’. The first of the great myths about London 2012 has already been shattered by some … Continue reading →

July 10, 2012 · 6:24 pm | Edit

A LITTLE TSC: the minutiae and macrobollocks of Barclays and Boris

Today’s testimony from Marcus Agius – leader of the Eastern Legions of the Impiratum Barcuntica, in alliance with Icapus & Iswapum of the Liborian Guard, protector of Toriam Cameronicus, and Defender of Bankus Mythicoratum in the protectorate of Bollockius – … Continue reading →

April 1, 2010 · 5:00 am | Edit


Common New Labour Masonic Purpose finally unmasked. In yet another Slog triumph, sources close to the All England Lawn Tennis Club have confirmed that Boris Becker and Boris Johnson were separated shortly after being born, as part of an evil … Continue reading →

BEN FELLOWS & THE DOWNING STREET TWO: news manipulation moves on.

Why in 2013, no news is bad news While vaguely of the opinion that Ben Fellows’ ‘disappearance’ is another example of a cunning stunt – and still being unclear as to the real flag beneath which he serves – I … Continue reading →

May 29, 2013 · 6:05 pm | Edit

At the End of the Day

I wonder: does becoming a subscriber mean being a rather second-rate and unreliable scribe – as in that wonderful euphemism from 2008, sub-prime? It’s just that, once you’re a subscriber to a site, you’re more likely to become a comment … Continue reading →


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November 19, 2012 · 6:45 pm | Edit

If Boris Johnson didn’t exist, you couldn’t make him up

The Mayor of London Boris Johnson has been dipping his wick in the  honey-pot of populism again today. Although he is allegedly a supporter of Britain’s Tory-Fluffy Coalition, BoJo waited just 24 hours after Thought Criminal Vince Cable had murmured … Continue reading →

March 19, 2012 · 5:59 pm | Edit

HACKGATE DAY 433: Politics, revenge, George Osborne, and Boris Johnson.

Give that man a big hand… Don’t mess with the Digger or the Chancellor You may or may not have seen the front plus two-inside-page-spread in yesterday’s Sunday Times Review touting Boris Johnson as the only credible rival David Cameron … Continue reading →

June 20, 2011 · 8:54 am | Edit

TORY PARTY ANALYSIS: With deadly precision, Boris Johnson begins his campaign for the leadership.

Boris bowls Cameron & Osborne a googly London Mayor uses Telegraph, Greek debate to bait Camerlot “A week is a long time in politics,” said Harold Wilson famously. He also said – much more accurately in my view – that … Continue reading →

December 20, 2010 · 12:39 pm | Edit

Heathrow snow fiasco: why Boris Johnson the bully is fuming at the wrong people.

The Slog digs deep into the Heathrow snow shambles….and finds a Spaniard in the works. Cuddly Spanish billionaire Rafael del Pino Jr Although very few people realised it until white imponderables began falling out of the sky last week, Heathrow … Continue reading →

October 8, 2012 · 11:59 pm | Edit

Borisito Johnsonini & the Earls Court project:

Is this the new brutalism? Friend of wealthy criminals Boris Johnson (Seen here left in his flowerpot-throwing youth) was banging the drum for more homes in London via his Barclay Brothers megaphone Daily Telegraph column yesterday morning. He actually started … Continue reading →

June 24, 2013 · 10:19 am | Edit

More sauce from Boris, so let’s have a gander….

Boris Johnson, seen here in his natural bent position There’s an absolute belter of hyper-hypocrisy from Mayor Borisconi in the Telegraph this morning, on the subject of ‘misleading Green data’. To translate from the impenetrable ancient Greek put out by … Continue reading →

May 13, 2013 · 6:43 am | Edit

EU DEBATE: Brown Ed, Blue Labour, Black Boris and Brussels bollocks await us

All the sizes in all the colours as the EU antagonists charge out of the blocks The Prime Minister is off to America, where it is expected he will be briefed on what to think during the coming year. But … Continue reading →

April 26, 2013 · 11:44 am | Edit

OFFICIAL: London Mayor Boris lied about being guitar prodigy

Sensational photo reveals Johnson in capo confusion caper London’s premier Politicorock star Boguitared Johnsolini’s inability to tell his capo from his kappa was revealed for all to see today when, in a blatant attempt to assign musical ability to himself, … Continue reading →

March 1, 2013 · 8:05 am | Edit

EASTLEIGH ELECTION: Why UKip will smooth the way towards a Borisonian Britain

Commenting on the Eastleigh result, in a classic outburst of slightly daft bombast, Nigel Farage said last night, “If the Conservatives hadn’t split our vote we would have won.” Still, it acted as a smokescreen (albeit dotty) to hide the … Continue reading →

September 11, 2012 · 7:27 pm | Edit

Boriscrates manipulates the demos on the way to knifing Cameronicus

The idea of Mayor Johnson as an Olympic hero is risible I wonder if I was the only person in Cruel Britannia to be staggered by the sight of the morning front pages on Monday. Jingoistic headlines, a sea of … Continue reading →


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