chihuashua1 THE STORY SO FAR: Betty Chihuahua, Britain’s least independent and most neglected pet, has been kept in the kennels of her birth (somewhere in the bowels of the Earth) for the last three years and 124 days – despite the fact that 17.4 million British taxpaying citizens (representing a majority bigger than Glasgow and Birmingham combined) voted, on June 23rd 2016, for her to be proclaimed no longer a lapdog of the Odiously Diabolical European State Security Association (ODESSA). In this pan-global Slog exclusive, Betty addresses her loyal followers on the challenges that lie ahead.

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