mesmile In a Global Exclusive tonight, The Slog offers the US Presidential Election limelight to an African American who fought her way to the top, and is – quite understandably – very keen to stay there.


Now hear this, sailors: the whole shitpile of electoral democracy has got to stop being dumb. The world is not in a good place right now at this moment in Time, and all these crazy Brexiteers and Trumpeters are only making things worse.

Uncertainty is bad for business. Poor, uneducated Limeys voting for Brexit makes market traders nervous, sweaty Greeks in string vests telling Brussels to feck off makes traders nervous, bottom-pinching Italians holding referendums make market traders nervous, French snail-gobblers turning towards anti-EU Marine LePen make market traders nervous; and above all, decent but completely muddled far Right bigoted Americans are mindlessly voting for pussy-groping White supremacist Putin collaborator Donald Trump….and that makes traders most nervous of all, because they might see market forces drive down the value of their bonuses.

Let’s get real: what’s good for business in good for America. But what’s good for democracy is bad for business. So democracy is bad for America. It’s that simple. Get over it and move on: are you a patriot, or are you an anal democrat? It’s decision time, and the only course of action for every loyal American is to be a Democrat supporting Hillary to the full.

Shape up and fly right, sailors – take on board that vital difference between the namby-pamby small d democrat crypto-commies, and the Big D Democrat neo-con on offer from the one and only unique HillaryBillie dynasty of Clintelot.

Donald Trump is not a Republican. He is a Devil incarnate infiltrator of the otherwise decent Grand old Elephant Party. Almost all Republican leaders have now abandoned him in favour of nobody….which, in the light of Her Hillaryness the Popette’s insistence that she is the one true representative of Podesta Spirit Cooking here on Earth, is entirely understandable.

A Big, fat, nasty, pussy-groping, foul-mouthed trumping fake GOP Elephant in the Oval Office….or the only person who can guarantee American global hegemony in perpetuity or until nuclear war, whichever be the sooner? This is the choice facing the American People.

I have faith tonight that next Monday evening, you will all retire (as should I, as soon as possible) and Vote Hillary on Terrific Tuesday.

God Bless America

Loretta Lynch


Within the last 18 hours, CBS reports that ‘The FBI has found emails related to Hillary Clinton’s tenure as secretary of state on the laptop belonging to the estranged husband of Huma Abedin, Anthony Weiner, according to a U.S. official.’

So, um, maybe the Fox News story isn’t complete crap.


Within the last 4 hours, Blackwater founder and retired Navy SEAL Erik Prince told Breitbart News Daily on SiriusXM that according to one of his “well-placed sources” in the New York Police Department, “The NYPD wanted to do a press conference announcing the warrants and the additional arrests they were making” in the Anthony Weiner investigation, but received “huge pushback” from the Justice Department.