BREAKING: WASPI PREDATOR CRABB A SEXTEXT PEST, CLAIMS TIMES

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“Oooohhmm…let me be a big boy, baby….”

Congratulations, Waspi stingers….there is a God after all.

meglycinessnip Whatever you do, don’t miss this corker in tomorrow’s Times about Holier than Thou Pension denier Stephen Crabb. Seems like he’s been a very naughty boy….and I don’t just mean because he’s backed Theresa Maniac for the Tory leadership. Expenses-fiddling-income-hiding-lip-licking-sex-texting-Crabby! He is most definitely not the real thing.


 

I am off to bed a happy man tonight, in the light of this:

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And the timing couldn’t be better after the release of this…..

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God is on your side, O cheated ones. Go to it and sting that Establishment….