With the rapid replacement of the old Waspi Facebook site by a Waspi-sting page this morning, it’s time to do the rounds of Big Cheese women in public life and see how they’re getting right behind women cheated out of their birthright by featherbedded politicians and civil servants.
We start with former Minister for Wimmin, Hattie Harmperson. Game girl Harriet (22-42-56) – having lost the Referendum vote – is now busy trying to turf out anti-Establishment terrorist Jeremy Corbyn, in favour of….a woman. Ms Harpoonmen has two pensions: a non-contributory one from Unite, and her Parliamentary final salary jobby. Together, they amount to roughly 27 times the State Pension. For much of her married life in Winterbook Road SE24, Harriet had a fixed 2% mortgage with Unite to help her afford a whopping double-fronted Victorian corner house. So obviously, HRH is not remotely interested in the fate of women breezing about the place and not joining trade union élites. Perish the thought.
A slippery fish and a corrupt carpetbagger meet in Brussels. Nicola Sturgeon is still hellbent on leaving devolved power in the UK for federal distatorship in the EU. It takes all sorts, but this is beyond Crankie. Is Nicola Sturgeon in support of 1950s onwards born women who are victims of the great pension sting? I think we should be told, as she is shaking hands above with Herr Schützstaffel….a man who has done more than most to pauperise Greek pensions. So clearly, she isn’t a fish out of water…
And there’s another new shocker as the word is that Andrea Leadsom is close to overtaking Theresa Mayfly-Whiplash in the race to lead an ungovernable Conservative Party. If she gets through to the final, I’ll be giving her some Waspi advice later.
Of all the runners in the Tory dash to Pyrrhic Victory, Leadsom is the only one above both tapioca and mediocre. Welsh tapioca pudding misogynist Stephen Crabb will not get past the first round. Waspi women throughout Britain will be wearing black armbands in recognition of his failure.
From here on Waspis, these are the key statements of the obvious: