REVEALED: How Maggie Clone became Home Secretary

MaggiemaggieSecret Falklands War mission that led to Mengele cloning Maggie to produce Maggie May

When Theresa May today told her Conference audience today that “there is no such thing as the Rule of Law or citizens or the BBC or the Opposition or decency or civilisation”, she was cheered to the rooftops. It was the realisation of a dream that began after Mrs Thatcher discreetly stowed away on HMS Friedman during the Falklands War, en route to a clandestine mission to consult her hero Dr Josef Mengele. In the days that followed, meetings between the Angel of Death and Doktor Mengele led to the cloning of the woman he always described as “the heir to Dolfie”.

Later in the 1990s, vital robotic parts of the Maggie clone were smuggled into the unsuspecting town of Walsall by up-and-coming Tory MP Iain Dunkin-Schmidtnutz, and then carefully nurtured by B&B owner Mrs Phyllis Tyne until they emerged under the alias of Theresa May, and were fast-tracked into the House of Commons as MP for Mädchenkopf.

Our story begins as a submarine carrying Adolf Hitler and Freddie Starr quietly slipped anchor from the port of Läderhosen, bound for Argentine and (…..cont P. 44)

21 thoughts on “REVEALED: How Maggie Clone became Home Secretary

  1. I could not resist this comparison, posted with no further comment !

    Theresa May Conservative Party Conference Speech October 6th 2015

    Because when immigration is too high, when the pace of change is too fast, it’s impossible to build a cohesive society. It’s difficult for schools and hospitals and core infrastructure like housing and transport to cope. And we know that for people in low-paid jobs, wages are forced down even further while some people are forced out of work altogether.

    Enoch Powell ‘Rivers of Blood Speech’ April 20th 1968

    But while, to the immigrant, entry to this country was admission to privileges and opportunities eagerly sought, the impact upon the existing population was very different. For reasons which they could not comprehend, and in pursuance of a decision by default, on which they were never consulted, they found themselves made strangers in their own country.

    Like

  2. Huge immigration is part of the UN Agenda 21, their plan for the 21st century.
    Aimed at the destruction of national identities & all nations, toward a one world govt.
    Now the Pope’s on board 2030 is their hoped for completion date:
    truthstreammedia.com/2015/09/25/agenda-2030-b-s-translator-how-to-read-the-uns-new-sustainable-development-goals/

    Like

  3. It sometimes takes a while for prescient views to make landfall – when the situation they describe has evolved from a trickle to a torrent, and it’s too late to avoid the consequences …..

    Like

  4. Knuddel l mein liebling. This is twice in one day you have caused me to rouse the Todesengel Mengele in Manaus from his induced cryogenic coma implemented after his very unnecessary exhumation some thirty years ago .
    This time I communicated teleoathicallly with his still very active brain via FaceTime Video but I have to say despite the best efforts of our most advanced embalmers the body is not looking ( or wafting) well.

    He insists however that contrary to popular urban myth he would never have made a clone of Margaret Thatcher as we have far more competent daughters of the Vaterland whom he could use as templates to tcreate the perfect political dominatrix ( me for one). And he robustly insisted he never named any of his androids Maggie Clone of that he is certain. Indeed our intelligence services have disgraced themselves by not being able to give me an immediate CV of this Maggie Clone , claiming she does not exist(??!) in the ranks if the current British Conservative Westminster female membership …… The only similarly named being one Maggie Throupe ( throw-up possibly?)who I am told is the MP for a place called Eyewash, Earwash or some such . Can you help mon choux with details of Ms Clone then I can take the information to my Bundesnachrichtendienst and fine them a years salary( or pay them in New Drachma) for incompetence.Bitte schoen.

    Like

  5. Pingback: Raiders of the Lost Art | Library of Libraries

  6. O/T but there is a campaign running on 38degrees to curtail Cameron/Murdoch designs on the BBC that could do with some more signatures to get to 100,000. IMHO the beeb needs some changes but not to suit Murdoch and his minions.

    Like

  7. We have the rhyming slang man Hunt, who tells us we need to work like slaves, May checking all the dog whistle racism boxes, yet were told its Corbyn who’s the raving nutter. I think not.

    Like

  8. Geli meine Fantasie (Fatasie? Dickasie?)

    If the good Doktor were to be more Frank about his enstein experiments among the Untermenschen, then we could have ze ultimate Kreation: an Iron Lady we all call Mutti. Heil Mutti! In dem Nord von England, haben wir ‘Mums’ in diesem Schimmel. Mumsie Mumsie uber alles, uber alles in der Welt….

    Like

  9. The next leader of the Tory Party will be decided by its membership, who will have 2 candidates put forward by their MPs. Theresa May has spotted that a number of that membership voted UKIP in 2015, whilst being Tories. You do not have to be an expert in games theory to see that CMD’s second runner, Gideon, out of Nijinsky and Treve, will be nominated, but the second horse will not be Bojo,unreliable stayer, or that other one with a bus driver pedigree.. You can still get decent odds on TM, who will walk it with the membership, a woman prepared to tell the truth.

    Like

  10. One only has to listen to the supremely disingenuous John Cridland CBE (DG/ CBI) to understand where the government’s handlers are coming from, and going to, on immigration amongst other things. John is that rarest of all birds (cough) in the political sphere these days: he’s never had a proper job in his life. One may, yes alright, well imagine him to be a scion of industry who has vast experience of managing some fearsomely large corporation and that he has considerable first hand knowledge about resources and manning etc. The truth is that he managed to never be directly involved at all. He went straight from Cambridge (Indian and African history) to the CBI in 1982, aged 21, as a policy adviser ffs. He is, in fact, no more or less than a professional spin artist and chaff dispenser. Fit for purpose? I somehow don’t think so.

    Like

  11. Ms May was stonily silent about immigration 6 months ago during the election campaign. Could it be that the party that came to power promising to cut immigration to the tens of thousands had in fact just delivered an all time record high in net immigration?
    It is almost Goebbelsian in the magnitude of the lie.
    Of course, the owners of the Tory party are delighted with the numbers – nothing like a reserve army of unemployed to keep the oiks in check after all and boost the profits of the powers that shouldn’t be.
    Depressingly, the Tories know that they can blow their dog whistle and get reelected whilst simultaneously exacerbating the immigration problem. The voters absolutely get the government they deserve.
    With each passing day I become more and more convinced of the need for a range of adult dot-to-dot books…

    Like

  12. I stand corrected and wholeheartedly apologise for not being in the least bit sorry, really it’s the least I can do; it appears after all that he actually does have a job in a pork pie factory.

    Like

  13. The country is being “restructured” into a totalitarian, fascist/stalinist corporate state, Everything WILL be privatised, the laws will be abandoned and replaced, all unions will be destroyed and any form of recourse to law/tribunals/Human Rights or any such “citizen’ power will be eradicated.

    The US is the engine behind Britgov Llc ‘reforms’ as we are being remodeled to comply with the terms and conditions of the TTIP + TSIP.

    The Britgov Llc traitors who sign the secret, faudulent deal will recieve millions of dollars of bribe money when they leave office.

    Lets see if wordmangle/alphabet agency Llc let that get posted. [See: International law + bond + corporation + liquidate],

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s