Dead cats bounce, and then lie very still
There are various interpretations of this position as at 15:30 CET:
- Flat sea, clear skies, wind speed zero knots, cruising in Gin Palace, entering Port of Nice and disembarking for cocktails at Le Colombe D’or.
- The Pentagon’s new Time Weapon is in operation, and will remain in charge until we work out WTF to do.
- We’re in a small sailing vessel, becalmed, water running low, compass is doolally, and we’ve had a shark for company for three days now.
- It’s eerily quiet in here, but looking around as we cling to what was the poop deck I sense that we’re in the eye of a hurricane. SOS…..SOS…..SOS…..
Yer pays yer money and yer makes yer choice.