BREAKING…..A GLOBAL MARKETS 1st: EIGHT ZEROS ACROSS THE BOARD

Dead cats bounce, and then lie very still

There are various interpretations of this position as at 15:30 CET:

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  1. Flat sea, clear skies, wind speed zero knots, cruising in Gin Palace, entering Port of Nice and disembarking for cocktails at Le Colombe D’or.
  2. The Pentagon’s new Time Weapon is in operation, and will remain in charge until we work out WTF to do.
  3. We’re in a small sailing vessel, becalmed, water running low, compass is doolally, and we’ve had a shark for company for three days now.
  4. It’s eerily quiet in here, but looking around as we cling to what was the poop deck I sense that we’re in the eye of a hurricane. SOS…..SOS…..SOS…..

Yer pays yer money and yer makes yer choice.

Earlier at The Slog: The Osborne Boy and his say/do Gap

14 thoughts on “BREAKING…..A GLOBAL MARKETS 1st: EIGHT ZEROS ACROSS THE BOARD

  1. “We’re in a small sailing vessel, becalmed, water running low, compass is doolally, and we’ve had a shark for company for three days now.”

    Plus you have an Albanian pimp for company.

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  2. about 7-8 years ago ,one of my patients,who taught Chinese at a very well known school for politicians and who was emigrating to China (he is English) told me that the Chinese system would collapse within 50 years. I’m beginning to think its coming sooner than he expected

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  3. Does anybody else get the feeling this time is different?

    Before the weekend the situation was already known, 2008 was an insider only situtation.
    If you got stuffed by central bankers this time it was because all their promises became worthless

    Rinse repeat? You must as central bankers told you to put it into stocks … go on … you were sooooooooooo unlucky to lose last time or were you the fool?

    Reckon the latter..

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  4. @JW
    “Yer pays yer money and yer makes yer choice.”
    In my day, it used to be “Yer pays yer money and yer takes yer chance”…
    Now it is “They takes yer money (anyway) and they take no chances”…
    Twatts.
    WAD

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