No Dutch Cap on tax evasion, then.

drivelbloke1  Oooooooh ‘ere, no missus…you’ll never guess what EUObserver’s found now – Dutch finance minister Jerrycan Doubletalk, who heads the group of eurozone finance ministers, has a bit of an issue in his own country, where the El Dorado Group is using Dutch tax loopholes to cheat the Greek State out of nearly €2m in tax.

Mr Drivelbloke has repeatedly stated that Greece should improve its method of collecting taxes, and so here’s one way the Dutch could help…by coming down like a ton of bricks on El Dorado, which employs…um, no workers at all in the EU…but uses its weakest member and Mr Dieselboom’s tax system (which he reformed) to reward the shareholders.

So if you were hoping that EU membership might save you from the fat corporacats and their grubby tax ‘avoidance’ schemes, forget it. Things will simply carry on as normal. And that probably explains why the Black Knights of Camerlot are so keen to stick it up our backsides stick with it ad nauseam and infinitum.

This piece was not brought to you by UKip.


  1. I read in a recent Yanis Varoufakis interview, where he referred to the Curly headed Djesselbum as an intellectual lightweight. I guess this is a polite way of suggesting Djesselbum is as thick as a short plank.
    Indeed the intellectual capacity of our so-called glorious leaders ,especially when it comes to basic economic literacy, is appaling.
    The only requirement of a modern day politician is to spout total horse manure ,whilst looking sincere as a Sunday preacher. Method acting is the first qualification on the greasy slope of power politics. Ronald Reagan springs to mind.


  2. In the absence of a uniform tax policy across the EU, each country has an incentive to create loopholes that both (i) attract tax payments for economic activities that have nothing to do with that country and (ii) do not reduce payments for economic activities that do.


  3. £2m is mere chicken feed. In the global world of debt Europe carries +25% of the £60trn total! JW you talk of need for debt relief how would you start to unravel this lot and who is doing the relieving?


  4. @kfc1404
    Totally agree but why? See if the politician were too smart they would upsurp their masters.
    Dumb it is then all the way the lot of em and the clever ones pretend to play dumb so when it messes up they just stand their looking puzzled.


  5. They must be squirming a bit now because if you push for the euro as being the single currency under the Lisbon Treaty not far after will be the intriduction of a single tax loophole policy also.

    You can see the end result now … no taxes at all by the entitled ones then we don’t need tax loopholes under a no tax loophole system.


  6. Curly-headed? His side hair is rather a different colour to the curly rug on top! I wonder if he claims back tax on the little creature?


  7. I am truly shocked by this piece of news! Who would have thought that a politician would lie that brazenly!


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