Daily Telegraph site this evening:

torygraphUSbollocksAmerican syndicated press wires this evening:

USgdp1USgdp2I suppose if your owners are a brace of identical birdbrains living on a tax-free outcrop in the English Channel, then it might change your perspective on events.

Thankfully, it hasn’t changed that of Ambrose Evans-Pritchard:

AEPGreeceIs the correct answer….