In an unprecedented outbreak of democratic choice this afternoon, Überstürmbanngeldführerfiskalunion Wolfgang Upongreeks issued the following guide to to his Schaublettis fellow eurogroupe Finmins as a means of speeding up progress towards Grexit:

0 there is nothing new in this proposal

<0 this is how much we’re going to compromise

‰ your last proposal lacked content

°°°° but it was better than the one before

∩∩ insert latest proposal here

¦ – { (  Mr Dijsselbleom has grown a moustache while waiting for a serious proposal from you

Θ θ / ~ ~  Heads we win, tails you lose

∃¦: – (  Uneasy is the head that wears the crown, Mr Tsipras

BÞ  We suggest you sit on the John while reading our response

¿~~~~ & <<ω⇒⇒ Signor Draghi thinks your forecasts are all piss & wind

√   Something you will never get from us

⊥⊥⊥⊥⊥⊥⊥  This is your bed of nails, now lie in it & shut up

→ ⇓  We have decided this is your economic future. Don’t argue

± †  Whichever way you cut it, we’re gonna crucify you

Sieg Schäuble!