The Daily Telegraph is rapidly turning into a bigger joke in the Street of Shame than The Sun. In the same website column last night we read:
Four inches further down we read this – no change of visual, we’re cutting costs here:
So what Theresa May has actually done here is slag off Vinny ‘Flamenco’ Livewire for a huge success by not controlling it on her watch, when she was, um, supposed to be stopping that same ‘it’ which is, er, a huge success.
Not for nothing is she known in these columns as Theresa Mayormaynot.
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