At the End of the Day

The reality that follows every hope-filled erection

A culture bashed by wooden lies

is stunned as every voter tries

to look beyond left-field blue skies

replete with many promised pies

we never eat – for at sunrise

the cold dawn serves to make us wise

to every fact the King denies.

We set about our daily task

but every headline bids us ask

what lies behind the grinning mask

of those paid by the giant cask

of wealth that would forever bask

in shadows of a pink damask

while supping from the golden flask.

Meanwhile they’re busy Granting Shapps

immunity from all the raps

he faces from police satraps

about his internet mishaps

with multiple ID backslaps

to overcome his handicaps

in studying the Truth roadmaps.

The answer comes from Miliband –

all Muslim crits henceforth are banned

and each LGBT demand

will be honoured throughout the land

but when Islamics countermand

such liberty – then understand

it’s time to exit Disneyland.

Austerity and mad EU,

globalism – world debt too –

must hide from every one of you

disasters that are overdue,

old shibboleths exchanged for new

collide and then we all must rue

the lie we hoped might just be true.

On May 7th, there will be an electoral dead-heat.The morning after the night before, the vote you cast will be nothing more than a tiny betting chip placed on the poker game to power. Anything could happen, but nothing will change.

9 thoughts on “At the End of the Day

  1. We’re nonplussed now, as how to vote.
    Tory tosser, UKIP scrote?
    Mayhap Ed Millipede is due,
    To raise the flag of “pinkish” hue,
    Yet be it he’s foresworn to be
    Cohabiting with SNP
    The left wing’s ranks would surely burgeon,
    Should he ally with Nicola Sturgeon.
    But still the whole electorate,
    United stands in who they hate.
    The venal, sell out, turncoat prats.
    Nick Clegg’s supposed Democrats.


  2. @KFC

    We miss the trick because we are within the box whilst those outside the box wield power.
    This power base is what those at the highest level seek.
    The real change will be if they cannot form this power base.

    So who will form a coalition or should I say which of them WILL SELL OUT to maintain the power base those currently running the country demand? Ponder guesses now but this is for sure … if they cannot form a government is the change so therefore a coalition will be formed.

    Going to be alot of humble pie as words and comments are then retracted to form a coalition and that means all the promises made will be sold out at the same time. Clegg kind of sold out last time so will Farage be the next one? Odds 1 to 10 on!


  3. correction: I’m a poet and I didn’t even realise it.
    (It’s one of my fave jokes but you can just forget it I’ve ruined it I hate it when there is no edit button or is there, there probably is but I haven’t seen it can you just delete it? I bet I made another spelling mistake I’ll only see after I hit the button)


  4. On a far more serious note, Kate has given birth to a goldfish. At least that’s what the baby’s life will be like from now on.


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