At the End of the Day

Good evening. I’d like to make an appeal tonight on behalf of the Feminist Left Ignoring Genital Mutilation Anti-Israel League (FLIGMAIL). But as this is obviously impossible, instead I should like very much to explain to you the idea of negacoups.

Negacoups are investments in bonds that ensure your capital will decline by around a half percent per year. But this is infinitely preferable to either (a) your bank stealing the entire family’s life savings, or (b) your fiat currency of preference decining by 28% in six months.

Negacoups ensure that every complete downside can be turned into a less negative upside: and as such, they represent the amazing achievement of contemporary economics…..which, a few weeks back, Android Evan-Elpus at the Daily Torynaff accused me of trivialising. What one can say in response other than, if the ‘Kiss Me Quick’ paper hat fits, then one must wear it?

Clearly, the idea of negacoups in turn cannot be made either appealing or explanatory, so after two false starts tonight, I shall have a go at separating the good guys from the bad guys in the Ukraine.

The situation is far more simple here, in that we have Rasputin the Impaler on the one hand, and the EUNATO axis of all things fluffy and light on the other. Thus, while Vlad insists that EUNATO had no business interfering in the affairs of the democratically elected Ukraine government (and other places in his orbit where he must surely be left free to assassinate opponents at will) Angels of Light in EUNATO such as Werewolf Schauble, Geli Fridgemerkel, Merrybum Dieselbang, and NATO Commander Breedlove-Notwar insist that it is their solemn doodie is to support unpleasant fascists against the Russian separatist aggressors who are, um, Russian speakers, as it were.

Nope, this direction isn’t clarifying anything either, is it? So let’s give it one last try, using the medium of the upcoming British General Election.

It seems to me eminently clear what the issues are here: do the Brits want, on the one hand, a Green Labour pro-EU and anti-UK SNP Welsh Nationalist future? Or will perhaps a Conservative Ukip Eurosceptic, anti-Eire, pro-EU, anti-UK, Anti-Labour SNP Coalition win the day?

This is hard to tell, given that a Tory, Libdem, Ulster Unionist, UKip Front might still defeat the possibility of a Labour pro-EU, pro-anti-UK SNP LibDem port of convenience as a means of giving us five more years of stable, anti-libertarian government.

That said, smart and on-the-ball Sloggers will have spotted that, in the last scenario, the LibDems are akin to Einstein’s spinning electrons – in that they are capable of being in two places at once. What dear old Albrecht really meant in his ironic observation is that such is not possible: the real answer is that Space is an illusion. As indeed is Nick Clegg.

Well, there you have it: another elucidatory attempt by The Slog to clarify WTF’s going on. Let’s face it folks, it’s why you come here, right?

; – )

13 thoughts on “At the End of the Day

  1. Rasputin the Impaler always ‘goes commando’ according to informed sources.
    Going commando, or free-balling for males and free-buffing for females, is the practice of not wearing underwear.
    The origins of the phrase “go commando” are uncertain, with some speculating that it may refer to being “out in the open” or “ready for action”.

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  2. ‘he must surely be left free to assassinate opponents at will’
    Of course nothing of the like ever happens in the West does it, we wouldn’t assassinate anybody to get our own way, would we?

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  3. @Kentucky – it is both embarrassing and annoying to find that, if the Internetz are to be believed, OSALAM (our self-appointed lords and masters) have killed more people, with less comeback, than those goldarn Russkis. At least if you are an oligarch, there’s a chance of one’s bodyguards exercising their right to revenge if one gets “topped”.

    I believe the Royal Dutch Air Force have found recently, that the world is more complicated than just chasing off a few Russian reconnaissance planes now and again.

    I find myself thinking “Go Putin!” a lot more often than “Go, Putin” these days. Bad show when OSALAM can be more evil than the traditional baddies. I live in hope that things will change for the better.

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  4. Only 3 stars? I gave it 5! A cracker of a piece JW…
    Other questions: Hosen?… surely not! Hoosein more like. Who is Mazdak?

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  5. It’s interesting to note that when Bush was elected the 3 stars on the elephant symbol of the republicans were inverted. #justsaying

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  6. i I mostly forget to vote.
    But rest assured… you still make my head hurt!
    @KFC104.
    Just had a scan at the prof Kelly suicide and then the Gulag saga!… Whe the dam bursts a amnesty , in my opinion….
    Will have to given for all our one eyed cops and beaks ( to get them to give witness at come-uppence trials!).

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  7. I could only add one point to that article jdseand,the more you try to exert the power of a Empire on any peoples the quicker you lose them,you don’t kill your enemy, you breed it

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  8. ps the enemy has become wise,they know that if they become close to the American’s & do their bidding on the ground they will be weaponised & trained,take note the military loss of weapons & equipment on Iraqi losses,the Americans are now in a position were they train,arm & give actual fighting experience to those who show any mind to appear to help,Hammond this week said people like me must take some responsibility for stopping the training & arming of ISIS by the government he works for,some Chicken some neck comes to mind in reverse with him & his government

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  9. Exactly, ghost. Breed enemies = eternal wars, around which the entire mad US economy is built.

    Also, it is my firm belief that billions of deaths are part of the mad US NWO agenda.
    World expert on the global warming/climate change scam & UN Agenda 21 expert, Lord Christopher Monckton is of the same opinion.

    His 51 minute video:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN7mQ1u230I
    Or, put in search box: Agenda 21’s Globalist Death Plan for Humanity

    Agenda 21 is ostensibly an “environmental” plan.

    Look into the Georgia Guidestones: carved in 110 tons of granite are the NWO 10 commandments.
    First of these is: maintain global population at under 500,000,000 = half a billion.
    with present world population at ~ 7 billion, that means disposing of 13 out of 14 of us.

    This is what Chemtrails & vaccines are all about.

    I note with huge relief that the EU anti-Russian attitude is starting to fragment, because right there WWIII could start, between nuclear powers.

    JD.

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