….and we’re just getting news coming in here at the CB Channel that Nigel Farage is once more putting his money where mouth is when it comes to a radical desire to clean up British politics…
Yes, this man who has never won a UK Parliamentary election in his entire life is accepting an obviously generous donation from an equally unelected sympathiser. He is squirreling this unaccountable dosh away, and keeping his mouth shut….and thus, yes, quite transparently putting his money where his mouth is.
That’s the way to do it!
Let us now travel two time zones to the East, and see what I can only describe as an exemplary political protest in Athens:
Using techniques pioneered by the Kennedy Assassination team, you can see here how I have pinpointed the exact camera lens lines of the two snappers who are obviously keen to record the quintessential substance of the demo for next week’s Kathimerini Spot the Balls competition.
Evidence yet again of IABATO! – It’s all Bollocks and that’s Official.
That’s the way to do it!
On the global scene, distinguished economist Martin Wolf has at last defined Japan’s problem: it is – drumroll – “chronic demand deficiency syndrome ”. Wolf is such a genius, I feel it only fair to point out that his searing insights should be applied across a broader field of practical anthropology.
The European Commission, for example, is clearly suffering from chronic reality blindness syndrome or Crabs, Harriet Harmmen is beset by chronic misogyny obsession syndrome or Chromosome, George Osborne is the victim of chronic rearrangement of data syndrome or Cred, and last but not least, Barack Obama has gone down with chronic uncle Tom syndrome er no, maybe we shouldn’t go there.
Finally, back in the heart of the Unholy Luxembelgian Empire, auditors have identified a black hole in European Union budgets that could lead to extra demands for cash from the British taxpayer of up to £34 billion over the next six years…alleges the Daily Telegraph.
It’s a tad hard to know what to do about this one, given that this represents the 19th year in a row that the EU auditors have refused to sign off the accounts of our largest trading partner. Apparently, the shortfall is known in Brussels jargon as “reste à liquider”, or “outstanding amount”. I’m sure Martin Wolf would have a field-day with that one: chronic lack of outstanding amounts syndrome, or Clowns.
That’s the way to do it!
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