Bollocks of the week for me was the statement by a junior Finance Minister in Tehran that – in the currency and cyber wars pretty obviously being waged against his country – “Iran’s aim is not escalation, but retaliation”. Radical Islamic braindead illogic is right there in seven words.

“You started it”.

“We start nothing, American Satan”.

“Yes you did, you started building a bomb, so now we’re going to demolish your country. It’s a nation for a bomb. That seems fair, it says so in this heeyah Bible I gert with me at all times.”

“Then we retaliate. But there will be no escalation, for Islam is religion of peace even when blowing infidel legs off. People with no legs cannot climb escalator any more, so will be no escalation”.

We are a dysfunctional species – especially when inventing God.