Paedo-outing gets into full swing. With Ben Fellowes in full I was a teenage paedo-object mode, I am made aware of several celebrities with an alleged preference for the small orifice. One is a Cabinet Minister with wayward views. Another is an older woman keen on righting wrongs. And a third is one of Sky TV’s rising stars. It seems that Uncle Roop is busily protecting the last of these.
Taking a long walk on a short Piers. A well-known CNN chat-show host has been spending longer than usual in the executive washrooms there of late. This is not unconnected to the fact that four people have issued writs against Trinity Mirror for hacking their mobile phones. However, I understand that one of the highest in Rock’s hall of fame is still having conversations with Met Plod on the subject of a mono-pedal lady having her phone hacked in the Caprice Restaurant some years ago. The Romping Arse is looking a little tense. Bless.
Corbymee, Tories in trouble oop North. If it’s the last thing Lord Ashcroft does, he will topple Mr Rancid Cameldung from the Top Spot at Number Ten. But it’s a close race, with the Barclay Brothers, Rupert Murdoch, Graham Brady, Boris Johnson, Andy Coulson and Jeremy Frunt-Bottomley still in close contention. Things aren’t quite so close in Corby, however: Lord Ashcroft’s specially commissioned poll shows Camerlot to be 22 points behind Labour there. In the Conservative Party, the nights are drawing in, and the long knives are out. But Becky RedTop, I’m informed, might yet beat them all to it.
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