Calling all Night Owls who like a good culinary rant

This is actually pretty good: a long streak of Kiwi piss who knows what he likes, transcending the bollocks of pretentious cuisine:

Anyone for gently asphyxiated snails bathed in a bain-marie of lark’s vomit?

PS For f**k’s sake, don’t get him started on Hawkes Bay wine and the price of New Zealand Marmite.