ISLAM: Sharia’s law-abiding Christmas hit parade.

Boko Haram: Christmas hit in Nigeria

Most of us feel sorry for those who have to work over Christmas, so spare a thought this morning for all those dedicated Sons of Allah who set off bombs across Nigeria on Christmas day – three targeting churches – including one that killed at least 27 people. Claiming responsibility with a certain pop-eyed glee was the Boko Haram Islamist sect. It aims to impose Sharia law across the country, which it hopes will put a stop to such outrages and return the country to correct Muslim order. Boka Haram did the same thing last year, so it is obviously trying hard to become part of the African Nativity tradition. The organisation has come a long way in show business since that wonderful hit from 1967, A Lighter shard of Nail.

Meanwhile, on Boxing Day in Iraq the Islamic unity that is such a magnetic part of its attraction to followers showed itself to be in fine fettle as seven people were killed by a suicide car bomber outside the interior ministry.  A crisis has erupted between the Shi’ite-led government and Sunni leaders after Shi’ite Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki sought the arrest of the Sunni vice president last Monday, and asked parliament to fire his own Sunni deputy.

As this was beginning to look like a trend to the Sunnis, they resorted to the Islamic method of choice when trying to settle a disagreement. It’s just eight days since the Americans left, by the way, so we’re already beginning to grasp with some finality just how important it was for Tony Blair to pervert the UK constitution in order to invade the country all those long years ago. Time for peace envoy Moral Tone to go back in there and sort it all out. (Older readers will also remember Sunni & Shi’ite for their 1965 Number One,  I hate you Babe).

Syria is divided on a slightly different basis: between the Government led by President Bashar al-Assad, and everyone else. Everyone else wants there to be an Arab Spring soon, as things are obviously running late, but Basher is less keen on the idea. The people of Egypt also want the Spring they thought they’d got, but the military is being careful to ensure that it should be springtime for them too. Particularly upset about it being springtime for anyone but them in most of the new improved Arab countries are the Muslim Brotherhood, so I would imagine that, as they seem to be in the majority pretty well everywhere, this time next year there will be lots of rounding ups and arrests of all those Christians and ordinary Muslims who couldn’t give a shoe-bombers toes either way.

It’s a man’s life being an Arab, but at the end of the day what all these warring factions need to do is remember what they have in common: a desire to wipe Israel from the map, and thus end once and for all the Zionist conspiracy to make life miserable for Arabs and peace flotillas everywhere. As the vast majority of Left-leaning Parties in Europe want as near as damn it the same result, in the long run the triumph of Islam is assured. Using the good offices of Recep Erdogan, various Useful Idiots in Brussels, the New York Times, and correct British multiculturalism, pretty much everything from Bradford to Brazzeville will be under Sharia Law by 2030.

It is an exciting prospect for progressives everywhere, especially those feminists with little use for the genital regions, beyond a hankering to be baby machines dressed in black. I look forward to the eternal harmony all this will surely bring.

54 thoughts on “ISLAM: Sharia’s law-abiding Christmas hit parade.

  1. John,
    I don’t want to be too much a pedant at Christmas but “Sharia Law” is a tautology (obv. not in your title, but in the first para…)

    Apart from that, another depressingly accurate world-view post.


  2. Now, correct me if I am wrong here but, re-offending is not an option in Sharia Law is it? Also, they don’t seem to require prisons….But there again we use our prions for the wrong use….we could:
    Put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They’d receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they’d receive money instead of paying it out.
    They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
    Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.
    They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
    They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.
    Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ’s and legal aid would be free, on request.
    Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.
    Each senior could have a PC, a TV, radio and daily phone calls.
    There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
    The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised.
    Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week.
    Live in a tiny room and pay £900.00 per month and have no hope of ever getting out. Justice for all I say.


  3. The Archbishop of Canterbury is in favour of Sharia law for Britain. There are numerous references in the main-stream media.


  4. I thought Boko Haram wrote a Whiter Shade of Pale. Talking of hits from the past, we have an economic collapse with a high degree of social and racial tensions. Cover version of the 1930’s but with techno format.


  5. If the Arabs have the elimination of Israel as their main aim Israel would not exist today.
    History shows that they are more suspicious of each other with a detrmination as deep as their hatred of Israel.
    The one thing that united Arabs before Israel appeared on the scene was their united hatred of Iran. Saudi Arabia will get the Nuclear Bomb if it is convinced that Iran has one because they are convinced that they will be the first target. Let us not forget that the Wabhis deem the Iranian form of Islam (Shiite) as apostate and we all know the prescription for this under their form of Sharia.
    Israel is touted as the main focus of Arab ( and muslim) emnity today, because as despotic regimes understand, it is best to have an external enemy to distract their disaffected populace.
    The Arab and Muslim world needs Israel as a totem for their hatred to stop them falling on themselves.


  6. Closer to £900 per week.
    Old ladies would also be able to enjoy cigarettes in the warmth and comfort of their cells rather than being forced to stand outside in the snow.


  7. Well as Muslims will in a few decades be in the majority in the UK (thanks to our progressive immigration policy and woefully incompetent Border Force) so I suppose you could argue that the Archbishop is merely preparing the public for when the completely inevitable switch over to Sharia Law occurs. A bit like they did when we when through the process of decimalisation prior to joining the Common Market. Its all far too late to start worrying about all of this now the UK is going to reap the whirlwind of the seeds it has sown over the last 4 decades. Thanks to our political class for the creation of this wonderful multi cultural society the envy of absolutely no one.


  8. That is exactly what they do in the United States. With 3 strikes and you’re out people are being put away for life for trivial offences and they now have a burgeoning geriatric population that gets free nursing care. It’s the only way one can get it in the US. others are seeking to get thrown in jail for the free mediacal care. Alas, budgetary constraints are going to call an end to this paradise and the law changed.


  9. Oh gosh, if they nuke each other the oil may become radioactive and then how would all those ladies who shop at Waitrose get their Chelsea tractors filled?


  10. It is a given that the world population will evolve into a light brown colour , and that the average size of the male italian people will increase significantly.


  11. Perhaps we should question, why all the main political parties support Unite against Fascism (UAF), which has the odd result of seeing the trots and progressives plus the SWP in bed with hardline islamists, and Daves Conservatives, the irony being that the UAF are just as fascist as what they purport to be against…

    However Comrade Lenin had it right when he called such people ‘useful idiots’…


  12. Springtime for Hitler?? What about the Kommandant! Trolls can’t wait that long … glaubst du mir nicht? Der Kommandant Troll hat nun seinem eingenen blog … kukken Sie allemal!

    [Tr: Ahem! Did you not believe me? The Kommandant has now his own blog … take a look everyone!!]


  13. @ Richard T

    Thank you for the reminder that really was quite a speech and Mr Powell was a truly outstanding politician who put the national interest before his own career unlike the modern day vermin. What puts this into perspective is the fact that Mr Powell was worrying about immigration running at 50k per year. This is a tiny figure compared to what has been allowed to occur in recent years.


  14. No Christmas truce between the Gemz trolls I see. This is turning into a very bad soap opera and would probably be far more at home at Guido’s blog. Over there they really appreciate a good bun fight and would doubtless join in with enthusiasm.


  15. HR
    The main thing uniting Arabs before 1908 was the shoot to kill policy against well-pilfering. And how to stop the well from being polluted by the smelly, runny black stuff. Then came the infidel and miraculously, a century later, it’s all the Jews’ fault.


  16. Harold whilst Johns post is depressingly true, you show a deeper understanding of the Arabs. We in the West tend to think of Islam as Arab, and everything Arab as united Islam. Stop and think a second and everyone realises this isn’t true. Iranians are not Arabs but Persians, something that is lost on most in the west.

    The Saudis need the west, they have no hope of either defending themselves, or of maintaining their modern infrastructure. Having worked there I have seen how quickly things deteriorate when they take it into their heads they don’t need a westerner (or other like minded person) on board to ensure good management. I have been in the desert with the military and seen things that have never appeared in the press, and never will. And they are not there because of Israel.

    I just wish our “free” western press took a long hard look at the Arab world and tried to understand what is going on. All that is happening is we are encouraging extremism in these countries, extremism that we don’t tolerate at home.


  17. @TJ

    I did not ask to be trolled, I also asked JW to take it in hand. He did not.

    I have little option but to fight back. Sorry if it offends you, but it offended me.


  18. @Mark

    I did not ask to be trolled. JW allowed it, and I am unhappy that he should do so: for it is outright fraud. As to there being no truce, again I did not ask the troll to post their comments, and JW allows such things to happen at any time! I am sorry to say that he has lost a great deal of respect by doing so.


  19. Mark December 27, 2011
    I take on board what you say about the Muslim being in the majority, but
    I believe there are 2.5 million out of 60 million. That leaves 57.5 million who are not Muslims. Plus there is a great % of Muslims who came to the UK to escape Sharia Law.
    One suggestion for our Elected Dictators [MP’s]
    Let all those Muslims who want to be under the control of Sharia, but in doing so they renounce any rights under British and EU Laws. But before doing so they would have a referendum to see how many Muslims acctually want Sharia Law.
    If it is as i believe, only a small %, then to help these people who want to live under Sharia Law, allow them a free passage to a Muslim Country of their choice [after stripping them of their UK citizenship] they can take up the citizenship of their Muslim country of choice. [That is if that country will take them??]
    This will allow the majority to get on with our lives, free from Religious Biggots. This is if our Leaders don’t understand it is called Democracy.
    But i doubt that it will not happen, the Legal Profession just will not stand for it, never mind the Political Profession.


  20. Richard T
    December 27, 2011 at 11:33 am
    Speaking of 4 decades (or 43 years) here’s a bit of timely refresher:-
    Mr Powel was sacked for his comments, plus upto press there have been no comments in the Telegraph? free speech??
    excerpt of the speech below, is this still Government Policy??
    The third element of the Conservative Party’s policy is that all who are in this country as citizens should be equal before the law and that there shall be no discrimination or difference made between them by public authority. As Mr Heath has put it we will have no “first-class citizens” and “second-class citizens.” This does not mean that the immigrant and his descendent should be elevated into a privileged or special class or that the citizen should be denied his right to discriminate in the management of his own affairs between one fellow-citizen and another or that he should be subjected to imposition as to his reasons and motive for behaving in one lawful manner rather than another.


  21. So, there are those of the opinion that the introduction of Sharia into the UK (and Europe overall) can only be a good thing – and apparently the Archbishop of Canterbury is one of its main advocates. Why did I ever decline the offer of that Makarov?

    Whatever, how about arranging a campaign to inform the masses that Sharia is not really good for your health – in fact, that Islamism is not good for you at all, and especially so if you happen to be of the female persuasion.

    This could initially take the form of the campaigns warning against the risks from tobacco consumption – essentially, a series of pictures on hoardings with the suggested title of “This is Scharia in action!”. True, the views will be gruesome, and for some people very upsetting, but how else is one to get the message through so many thick skulls so quickly?

    Personally, I first became aware of Sharia type justice in the late 60’s, from a buddy who had just returned from Aden. One evening in the Corporals Mess in Osnabrück he showed me some photos he had obtained of public punishments in Saudi Arabia and Yemen. The usual decapitations, one with the sword almost all the way through the victms neck, various mutilations/amputations, a female “planted” into the ground and now slumped to one side with some very nasty facial injuries etc etc.

    But perhaps the nastiest photo of all was of a sort of hanging – but not Albert Pierrepoint style!. The victim had had the back of his neck jammed into the forks of a branch, his bodyweight was now being borne by his jaws resting on the branches. Stage two of the procedure was the attachment of string sacks to his ankles, and these were then filled with rocks. The end result was a neck of 12 – 18 inches in length for the victim – and presumably much amusement for the Arabs standing around the execution site.

    Meanwhile, the Turks are getting ever more worked up about France’s new Armenian laws:

    “Turkish murder threat against French parliametarian

    Since the adoption of the Armenian genocide law in Paris, but which has yet be confirmed by the Senate, Turkish anger is increasing across all social classes. First Erdogan went ballistic for two days, then President Gul and other politicians, and now it’s the turn of the common people, who want to boycott French products, and the backbencher Valérie Boyer from Marseille (photo), who was one of the initiators of the law, has already received several Turkish murder and rape threats. Her website has also been hacked.

    It is time to gather a few links together! Just have a read of the headlines:”

    If your French and German is up to it the link is:


  22. John …. I usually enjoy reading your work however I find this piece both deceptive, inaccurate and misleading.

    You imply that the Muslim hordes are going to get us and impose Sharia law. Which is quite frankly ridiculous fearmongering.

    Nigeria: Targeted for Destruction
    For Those Who Have Ears to Hear

    By Gordon Duff, Senior Editor

    I won’t write about Nigeria as a journalist. I am known in Nigeria as a national security specialist with decades of experience there.

    I have close personal friends at the highest levels of government and only write these few words out of deep concern.

    For those reading the news about Africa, both of you, Nigeria is under terrorist attack and preparing military operations against a group called Boko Haram, an Islamic group from the North, more accurately centered in Niger, a nation to the north, a cesspool of international intrigue.
    The terror group, Boko Haram, is real but in its current formation, it is a proxy of outside powers who plan to Balkanize Nigeria, simply another domino to fall as have so many others.

    Your article is right on message though who’s message is the question. “a desire to wipe Israel from the map” woven into the narrative perhaps provides a clue.

    Destabilisation of the Middle East is to the advantage of who ? and who has the capability and resources to achieve this ? The rag tag Muslim brotherhood and the no doubt hypocritical proclaimers of sharia law ? If you actually believe that then I am surprised.

    One element of the events we see in the middle east is apparently the “clean break” policy why not google that and see what was proposed in 1996 and compare that to the events that have already taken place. Why were our servicemen sent to their deaths in Iraq and for who ?

    Is it the welfare of Jews you are concerned with or the state of Israel itself or perhaps neither?
    The reason I ask is because the largest population of Jews in the Middle East outside of Israel actually resides in Iran thus any conflict such as that advocated re the NEOCON myth of Iran’s nuclear bomb program may well result in their destruction along of course many perfectly innocent Iranians and quite possibly that of Israel itself.

    Such a scenario is a lose for both Iran and Israel.

    “Which Path to Persia?” was written in 2009 by the Brookings Institute as a blueprint for confronting Iran. This makes interesting reading there are not many options left in the plan now.

    Happy new year.


  23. You make a good point: disaffected populace everywhere these days, as the lady on the Croydon tram shows.

    So the Arabs hate Israel; we are taught hate the Muslims, cheer the bombs and the million ragheads dead so far.

    It’s all the same shite.


  24. Sovereigntea,
    Every now and then, John has to take a pop at “The Arabs/Muslims” whilst doing a rally-round-the-flag (the Israeli flag, that is)…. you’ll get used to it (-:


  25. A fair amount of unpleasant reading here, but like a sore, that won’t heal when covered up, it is good that these things are brought out into the open.
    These problems must be heard, discussed, and solved, for the good of mankind.


  26. The sad thing is that Islam and Judaism are two sides of the same coin. They both worship the same capricious tribal god, they both sexually mutilate young boys, and they both ritually slaughter the limited range of animal foodstuffs that they are allowed to eat. If there is ever a serious world conflict between Islam and the liberal west, then it is very unlikely that Israel will be on the side of the west. They really do despise the goyim you know.


  27. perhaps the 200 trillion cu metres of natural shale gas under Lancashire and Norfolk England might help out.
    Its enough to power England completely for 200 years so a few million Chelsea tractors no problem.

    Drill baby drill !


  28. Most amusing is the inability to service the BMW and Mercedes they buy and the gyration as to how to fix them, they closed the maintenance concession at the Jeddah freeport and then the Saudi Dealers has to charter a Korean Garage Ship, fit repair and parts lines and cruise round in the Red Sea while the repairs got done. As well Saudi Air had to get all real maintenance done elsewhere. You could not make it up!

    GNJ, omb


  29. There is a certain level of political immaturity if you will that has haunted the Islamic world since the British Empire draw all kinds of crooked border line in that region & in effect gave birth to nations that never existed. Many of these people still live under the mentality of a former colonial subject status, & thus see the West (it used to be British now replaced by American & company) as the root cause of all corruptions in their gov’ts. They are going thru an evolutionary period of teetering toward the rule of law but indeed teetering like a bunch of drunken men that just left the bar after each knocking down a bottle of Jack! They’re indeed angry at their own political systems as they imagine it being steered at the hands of the Western masters; and perceive most of their political leader as puppets of the major powers. Hopefully John, this evolutionary period won’t take as long as the Renaissance did in Europe, & the Islamic backwardness will put itself in high-speed gear toward reformation before it’s too late for mankind. I predict that sooner rather than later, in many of these Islamic societies, the youth will begin questioning the Islamic logic & guidance. I witnessed this transformation first hand in Iran & I really believe that had it not been for all the excesses & radicalism both in preaching of the dogmatic clerics &the behaviors of their underclass pupils, this transformation would have never come about.


  30. Maybe this helps: just received:

    Subject: Fw: She’s done it again–2nd time- She is Wonderful!!!
    Australia says NO – Second time she has done this!
    AMAZING You must read it !!!!
    Australian Prime Minister does it again!!
    This woman should be appointed Queen of the World.. Truer words have never been spoken.
    Prime Minister Julia Gillard- Australia
    Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks..
    Separately, Gillard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying she supported spy agencies monitoring the nation’s mosques. Quote:
    I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians. ‘

    ‘This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom’

    ‘We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society … Learn the language!’

    ‘Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.’

    ‘We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.’

    ‘This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, ‘THE RIGHT TO LEAVE’.’
    ‘If you aren’t happy here then LEAVE. We didn’t force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.’

    Maybe if we circulate this amongst ourselves in UK, Canada & USA , WE will find the courage to start speaking and voicing the same truths.

    If you agree please SEND THIS ON and ON, to as many people as you know.


  31. Newboy
    It is a pity we don’t have Politicians with BALLS, all we have is Eunochs.
    I remember a joke doing the rounds when Mrs T was in charge. The local Conservative Party put forward a job descripton for a Prospective Parlimentary Candidate. Which stated, candidate to be just like Mrs T, but with balls.
    We should have never joineed the EEC/EU we should have had a Union of English speaking peoples. but its to late now, we are F****d


  32. That’s a shame, I had my late retirement all planned out… me and my friends, we were all going to try and get into the same prison and have a jolly time.


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