HACKGATE DAY 192: Is Piers Morgan the new Andy Coulson?

Piers shows off his brain following its removal by US surgeons last year

….and George Osborne the new David Cameron?

Before  putting this news before you, I have to declare an interest. I don’t like Piers Morgan. I am an entirely Piersist Morganophobe. There are umpteen reasons for this, but they’re not relevant. Suffice to say that after we had a bit of an email tiff (Twitter was still an egg back then) I found myself in the West Indies, and a nearby restaurant was called Morgan’s Pier. So I took a shot of it and texted the dear boy, with the message ‘Difficult anagram of your name, Piers.’ The next day, I was idling about between those short, sharp showers you get in the Windies in January, and I realised that a better anagram of Morgan’s name was Romping Arse. So I sent it to Richard Eyre (at that time a TV Big Cheese) and he sent it on to the world and its mother. Piers isn’t good at laughing at himself.

Since then, of course, the Arse has become a star of the small screen, with a nightly chat show on CNN. But two months ago I ran a gossip piece about talentless Brits in America being anxious about phone-hacking contagion.

Earlier this week, The Slog reported on Louise Mensch’s flagrant use of Parliamentary privilege to call the Romper a hacker – and how Piers dragged her onto his show, thereafter challenging her to repeat the allegation. This is what Moron said at the time in refuting her claim:

“For the record, in my time at The Mirror and the News of the World, I have never hacked a phone, told anybody to hack a phone, or published any story based on the hacking of a phone”.

Unfortunately, his former colleague at the Mirror James Hipwell thinks this denial has a whiff of Andy Coulson about it. This morning in The Independent, Hipwell alleges:

“”Piers was extremely hands-on as an editor. He was on the newsroom floor every day, walking up and down behind journalists, looking over their shoulders. I can’t say 100% that he knew about it. But it was inconceivable he didn’t.”

Note the careful legalese there: ‘it’s not quite 100% inconceivable’ is quite a neat way of saying that Morgan’s rebuttal is complete bollocks.

We mustn’t forget that James himself is not of the driven snow: Hipwell was fired from the Mirror in 2000 after tipping shares and then buying them – also a neat idea, but 100% illegal. He got banged up for 60 days for this, but what he’s alleging now makes sense: he became aware of the hacking because the paper’s City desk, on which he worked, was next to the showbiz desk.

“It was seen as a bit of a wheeze, slightly underhand but something many of them did – what a laugh. After they’d hacked into someone’s mobile they’d delete the message so another paper couldn’t get the story. It was endemic. Sean [Hoare] didn’t suddenly move from one tabloid where it didn’t happen to another where it did….”

For me, this is the key point. Hacking was a trick journalists learned about from other journalists. When working for Newscorp at the News of the World, Morgan’s assistant was Rebekah (then) Wade. Hoare I suspect first learned the trick when working for The People. Tom Baldwin was blagging bank accounts at the Sunday Times. Perhaps he taught some tricks of the trade to Holly Watt, now of the Telegraph; perhaps he didn’t. Perhaps Tom Baldwin too walked around the Wapping offices for years wearing an eye-mask and earplugs.

In a GQ interview during 2007, the Romping One told the magazine, “Loads of newspaper journalists were doing it. Clive Goodman, the News of the World reporter, has been made the scapegoat for a widespread practice.” So for him to suggest now that, during a career spanning three tabloids, he never once saw, knew about or (even unknowingly) used stories based on phone-hacking is, well, almost 100% inconceivable.

Footnote: During the Hipwell directionalising scandal, Morgan was found to have spent £67,000 on shares tipped by the column. He insisted this was coincidental, and was not charged.


Meanwhile, in the corridors of Conservative and Sir Humphrey power, The Slog can confirm that there have been a few chats about what to do when Dave finally accepts that resignation is inevitable. Figuring extensively in these discussions is our Chancellor, the man for whom Europe doesn’t exist, George ‘Draper’ Osborne. Although this ambitious man would just love to be the new David Cameron, he may be about to earn that soubriquet for all the wrong reasons.

The Telegraph reveals this morning that on December 16th last year, he flew to New York for five days with his family – at NYC’s expense, naturally. Pay, moi? Good Lord sir, I’m the Chancellor don’t you know. While there he had a private dinner with Rupert Murdoch and a couple of other hoods. Nothing wrong with that: but this was at a very sensitive time – and it was followed almost immediately by the fall of Vince Cable, which in turn was followed in short order by the Prime Minister enjoying Christmas festivities with most of the Wapping Liars. Although asked 7,901 times in the Commons last Wednesday whether he’d discussed BSkyB with the Wappers during the break, Cameron answered another question nobody had asked him instead. It is probably 125% inconceivable  that he used these evasive tactics in order to be more truthful.

The Treasury insists that the Draper/Digger conversations never once touched upon the BSkyB deal, an assertion that must be based entirely on the word of Osborne, because he was there and his civil servants weren’t. This may be entirely truthful, but here too the key point is a simple one: why meet a media mogul at all (at such a sensitive time) when the purpose of your trip was to have discussions about fiscal crises with New York bankers?

I note that last Wednesday there was much protesting in the House about the incestuous menage a trois currently operating between the Met Police, Newscorp and the political class. I remember very well the same chorusing ‘hear hears’ at the time of the expenses scandal. A year on, nothing has changed.

At Westminster and in Whitehall, plus will rest la meme chose forever unless MPs are paid a lot more, and all forms of lobbying the legislature are banned. I know this sounds galling and draconian, but until the culture of behaviour in public and professional life changes, it is the only answer. The situation we have now is a small Executive (the Cabinet) serving up unaccountable confusion, and beneath them over 600 largely neutered MPs with too much time on their hands in which to consider alcohol, horizontal jogging, lunch, and backhanders. A far better alternative would be more accountable, more devolved  power, where monetary gain or private interests are never part of the equation of debate and decision.

When the right-wing Daily Telegraph skewered MPs for fiddling their expenses, Lord Fondlebum of  Boy was quick to call this “a political attack engineered by the Telegraph and their friends in the Conservative Party”. Now that the leftish Guardian and liberalish Independent have caught the Government in a favours-for-support scandal, the Right in turn insists that it’s all a BBC Commie plot to do away with anti-Socialist comment. Not only is this utter balderdash, it doesn’t bear examination: as those of us begging the Beeb to take notice of Hackgate leads and stories earlier this year can attest, Auntie was stark-staring terrified of running stuff that might look like anti-Murdoch bias for commercial gain.

Every newspaper from the Times to the Star has an agenda. The Slog doesn’t, beyond that set out in the About section on the homepage. The big difference between this site and the mainstream press is that my agenda is socio-constitutional and cultural, not political. I’m interested only in the truth about corrupt favouritism – be it feminist quotas or Cameronian legs-up – and who it does or doesn’t offend, help, destroy or irritate in that process is of no moment to me at all.

23 thoughts on “HACKGATE DAY 192: Is Piers Morgan the new Andy Coulson?

  1. I have been looking at the meeting RTS CAMBRIDGE CONVENTION : RIDING OUT THE STORM 16th September 2009. You should see the list of names who attended. There has been some right hokery pokery going on, but I dont think David Cameron really understands about hidden agendas as well as he ought to.


  2. Just realised
    Draper was a name on a range of tools that I used to find were not up to the job compared to others


  3. Draft Programme Link

    Raymond Snoddy on the RTS Cambridge Convention


    Via satellite from New York: Eric Schmidt Chair and CEO, Google

    Opening keynote: Rt Hon Ben Bradshaw MP Secretary of state, DCMS Click here to read the speech.

    Confirmed speakers:

    Dawn Airey Chair and CEO, Five

    Tess Alps Chief executive, Thinkbox

    Peter Bazalgette Digital investor

    Emily Bell Director of digital content, Guardian News and Media

    Tony Cohen Chief executive, FremantleMedia

    Alex Connock Chief executive, Ten Alps

    John Cresswell Chief operating offi cer, ITV

    Mike Darcey COO, BSkyB

    Mark Dodson CEO, Guardian Media Group Regional Media

    Andy Duncan Chief executive, Channel 4

    Stephanie Flanders Economics editor, BBC

    John Hardie Chief executive, ITN

    Andy Harries Managing director, Left Bank Pictures

    Steve Hewlett Broadcaster and consultant

    Jeremy Hunt MP Shadow secretary of state, CMS

    Michael Grade CBE Executive Chairman ITV plc

    Luke Johnson Chair, Channel 4

    Martha Kearney Presenter, The World at One, BBC

    Oona King Head of Diversity Channel 4 Television

    Mark Lawson Author and broadcaster

    Elaine Pyke Commissioning editor, drama, Sky One

    Paul Reynolds Managing Director, Deutsche Bank

    Ed Richards Chief executive, Ofcom

    Ben Stephenson Controller of drama commissioning, BBC

    Mark Thompson Director-general, BBC

    Gerhard Zeiler Chief executive, RTL Group

    Eric Schmidt and Ben Bradshaw headline RTS Cambridge Convention

    Eric Schmidt, Google’s Chairman and Chief Executive and Ben Bradshaw, Secretary of State DCMS, will headline this year’s Royal Television Society Cambridge Convention.

    The Convention, titled “RIDING OUT THE STORM” will take place at Kings College, Cambridge from 16 – 18 September. The programme is being planned by BBC Director General Mark Thompson, Chair of the Convention Advisory Committee. The Convention will offer two days of lively and thought provoking debate.


  4. Explaining the theme, Mark Thompson said:

    “New technologies, new delivery systems and new audience behaviours present opportunities and challenges for every established content player around the world. Combine that with a rapid and steep fall in advertising revenue and the hunt for a viable business model that will work in the digital era becomes all the more urgent.

    In ‘Riding Out the Storm’, we’ll explore how the British media industry can adapt to ensure itself a strong and vibrant future. Beyond short term survival strategies, how do you future proof and innovate to emerge stronger? What are the best ways of guaranteeing quality original content? From journalism to drama, where will the money come from and where are the new markets?”

    Press Enquiries

    Mary Jones
    E: mary@franklinrae.com
    T: 020 7317 5400

    Principal Sponsors

    RTS Cambridge Convention – Planning Committee

    Mark Thompson BBC (chair), Dawn Airey – Five, Peter Bazalgette, Jim Beveridge – Microsoft, John Cresswell – ITV, Andy Duncan – Channel 4, Carolyn Fairbairn – ITV, Eileen Gallagher – Shed Poductions, Wayne Garvie – BBC Worldwide, John Hardie, Lorraine Heggessey – TalkbackThames, Janice Hughes – Spectrum Value Partners, David Kogan – Reel Enterprises, Nicholas Kroll -BBC, Paul Lee – Deloitte, David Lynn – MTV Network UK and Ireland, Graham McWilliam – BSkyB, Stewart Purvis – Ofcom, Sue Robertson – Five, Peter Salmon – BBC, Simon Shaps, Joanna Shields, Tim Suter – Perspective Associates, John Tate – BBC, Nick Toon – Channel 4, Ed Williams – BBC, Paul Zwillenberg – OC&C Strategy Consultants


  5. …”’The press code allows journalists to carry out undercover stings if they are in the public interest and the reporters have some kind of prior knowledge of wrong doing.
    In this case it’s argued the sting on Vince Cable was conducted to prevent the public from being misled”…. writes Jason Farrell 22/12/10 of SKYnews.

    Could it be that the Daily Telegraph was unknowingly encouraged and fooled into the Vince Cable sting……by Coulson perhaps? I mean it wouldn’t be credible if a Newscorp title had scooped this poop.


  6. And its worth bearing in mind that Peter Bazalgette is the one to thank for that awful televisual tat known as Big Brother. President of Royal Television Society, and look at the list of people he is holding court for! Paul Reynolds Managing Director, Deutsche Bank???? People should be very alarmed indeed about this.


  7. I laughed out loud at the image of Piers Coulson prowling the news-room ‘wearing an eye-mask and earplugs’


  8. I am writing a thesis with the hope that it will be applied to better the world we live in. This thesis is on Public Trust in WikiLeaks, the Media and the Government and need to know what your opinions are. The online survey is anonymous, multiple choice and will take approximately 10 minutes to complete. Please follow the link: http://www.kwiksurveys.com/?s=​ILLLML_9669e09d. Would be great if you would encourage others to do the survey also.


  9. that explains why Cable wasn’t sacked, which is what everyone was expecting. It would have looked too harsh and obvious in hindsight
    I’m with you on this, Cable was silenced and the job given to Hunt who is anyone’s poodle when he’s shaftgging a chink.
    Cameron ,Osborne and all the others will get found out on this and sent to the Tower..


  10. I’d be happy to do this, but your link is coming up ‘invalid’. Whether this means it’s short of a limb or just not fit for purpose, I don’t know.


  11. So the Romping Arse is as clean as the driven snow.
    Looking at what is irrefutable, the fact that he set his personal paparazzi onto various celebs who he had fallen out with and his dodgy share dealings, in his wife’s name, it would seem Piers had something of a penchant for erring on the side of ‘not quite cricket old boy’. It now takes a congenital idiot not to start connecting the dots!


  12. I know hacking phones has been the order of the day,but what about the real hacking of e-mails,when does this hit,particularly those of Her Maj?


  13. What about the unreal hacking of emails? it’s all becoming surreal – I suppose phone hacking- the past, email hacking – the present (along with other forms of current surveillance) will be superseded by more inventive technology in the future Soon even the babelfish will be obsolete as everyone’s thoughts will have been monitored in advance.


  14. Methinks he should be extradited,tried and convicted and sent to Belmarsh with 7 ft Africans as his cellmates where his arse could get a real romping!


  15. Other anagrams of Piers Morgan

    A grim person / grim persona
    “Sperm” I groan
    Smearing pro
    Arse-rim pong
    Porn rag is me
    Primes organ


    News International / Newtonian latrines

    Sovereign debt default
    Befuddle angriest vote
    Unforgivable, detested
    Genitals over-fed debut


    Metropolitan police / potential crime pool.



  16. what a thouroughly disrespectful and impudent scribe you are Sir!! More power to your elbow say I. Yes indeed, what the world needs desperately is more impertinent disregard for those who believe in their self delusion that they are too important to censure,


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