Deutschland uber und under alle Leute.

A CHEATING couple who fell from an apartment window during a secret sex session suffered broken bones and head wounds.

The man and woman from Lubeck fell about five metres from their first floor apartment, the German newsite Bild.Com reported.

The couple were married….but not to each other. The woman involved insisted the pair were not having sex, despite reports from neighbours who spotted the couple in action before their tumble.

“We weren’t having sex. We were just fooling around. I can’t remember the fall anymore,” the woman told the paper.

Perhaps they were pissed as well. However, there is a deliciously ironic twist to the event: the clumsy lovers were taken to the hospital where the woman’s husband was recovering from his own fall – from a roof a few days earlier

Standards are indeed falling…..even in Germany.

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