Revealed: Britain’s 2-speed toxicology reporting system
Christopher Shale died: 23rd June 2011
Amy Winehouse died: 26th July 2011
Tory Toxicology tests sent off: 25th June 2011
Amy Toxicology tests sent off: 28th July 2011
Tory Toxicology results received: Still waiting
Amy Toxicology results received: 23rd August 2011
Tory Result: Dunno, mate
Amy Result: Negative for drugs
Tory Media coverage: zero
Amy Media coverage: substantial
Is it pure tabloid ghoulism to want to know the toxicology results following the autopsy of Chipping Norton Tory Chairman on 25th June last? No: I’m sorry for Mr Shale’s family, who’d just like to be left alone, but coroners don’t ask for toxicology results for the fun of it. And Mr Shale did die in a portaloo at a rock concert. And he was a close friend of the Prime Minister, Mr David Cameron. And Mr Cameron is, at the moment, trying to avoid discussing the recreations of choice inside the Village of Shame that is Chipping Norton.
The Prime Minister is wide-eyed with anticipation at a recent social gathering with an unidentified friend
Related: His lifestyle & his clique will do for Cameron in the end
Looting in Tottenham and tooting in Chipping Norton